My summer has been spent with my nose in a book. I forgot to come back and post our adventure with the cherries; I forgot to even take a picture of the adventure with the cherries. Which may be just as well, since years from now I don't want to look at pictures of small worms--not even the ones you can shoot out from the fruit like a mini-cannon clear across the kitchen. But you probably didn't want to know about that icky mind picture. And technically it's been more than one book. (Yes, back to the nose.)
Which has left my children to entertain themselves a bit more. My daughter has never been challenged with this concept, but my son seems to need a bit more encouragement in this area. Today, however, they did well. I'm not sure from whence they came, but my daughter produced a pack of word cards and my son received a lesson in grammar. Whether he wanted it or not was never asked. Between the soon-to-be writing teacher and the bossy older sister, he learned some new terms this morning. But once he got past the reminder of days to come, they got down to business and amused themselves with creating the silliest, most bizarre sentences they could make that still made sense. Or at least I hope they make sense; once I promised to share them here, things really got wild. So, yes, here are the sentences.
Poodles bashfully frighten comical steamrolled finger nails.
Cheerfully, girls fiercely punch weirdos. (Surprisingly, or maybe not, from the male child.)
Abnormally bizarre lovesick (had to define that word) kneecaps tweak (had to define that word) lukewarm kneecaps.
Sweatsocks drink feverishly, shocking enormous boys.
Heartless, wicked prom gowns murder hot dogs.
Noisily massive grandmothers casually burn computers. (I'm getting a Salvador Dali vibe here.)
Pierced eyeballs are aggressively useless.
Gorgeous dummies overwhelm choirboys impolitely.
Sticky baseballs stupidly despise romance bitterly. (Noticing a personification trend here.)
Hard drives desire incredible spaceships.
I was tickled to watch my daughter use her Shurley grammar and the technique of listing strong words with this exercise. And you have to admit, some of these sentences leave one with some pretty vivid images. Maybe I'll have to use this card deck in class every now and then!
Once again, images are courtesy of www.morguefile.com.